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color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; 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The slim-retail cut and soft Airlume combed cotton feel familiar the moment you slip it on. A simple, two-line type design sits on the chest: a delicate cursive hints at deadpan charm while bold lettering below delivers the punch. Wear it when you want to keep conversations playful, when hugs are traded for eye-rolls, or when your day calls for something both comfortable and a little cheeky.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz (142 g\/m²) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Retail\/crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a neat, durable finish\u003cbr\u003e- Constructed with side seams and shoulder tape to maintain shape and reduce stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied with DTF\/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant chest and sleeve graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":53990111084854,"sku":"33882923589534562553","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53990111117622,"sku":"73304435458299730286","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":53990111150390,"sku":"12024142740138771275","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Mauve","offer_id":53990111183158,"sku":"18614446562708631807","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":53990111215926,"sku":"26977459778987961098","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53990111248694,"sku":"14515948048517616140","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Mauve","offer_id":53990111281462,"sku":"24856334823994991905","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":53990111314230,"sku":"22081775420258637640","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53990111346998,"sku":"25547779612191393918","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":53990111379766,"sku":"27836846729743323663","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mauve","offer_id":53990111412534,"sku":"23922544801319402117","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":53990111445302,"sku":"21023699355091316045","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53990111478070,"sku":"27869755206732024495","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53990111510838,"sku":"27200158639752891911","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":53990111543606,"sku":"17367254267886608369","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":53990111576374,"sku":"72982496713877230191","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53990111609142,"sku":"65515400896549863286","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":53990111641910,"sku":"32293098260375026891","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Mauve","offer_id":53990111674678,"sku":"27363295446750471858","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53990111707446,"sku":"28656336504763941828","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0927\/7269\/6374\/files\/1813433796228211139_2048.jpg?v=1777845327","url":"https:\/\/everboop.com\/products\/sarcasm-is-how-i-hug-t-shirt","provider":"Ever Boop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}