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Description
S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.99 20.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 Length, in 27.72 28.74 29.72 30.75 31.73 Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 Lightweight and wry, this V-neck tee speaks in a dry grin. The front reads “If only sarcasm burned calories” in a playful script-and-sans mix, so you can wear your humor on your sleeve — literally. The retail V-neck silhouette skims the collarbone for a modern look that layers easily or stands alone. Breathable 100% cotton (with heather blends where noted) and side seams keep the shape wash after wash. Ethically made and finished with a tear-away label, this shirt feels as considerate as your sarcasm is sharp.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz cotton for breathable, all-season wear
- Retail V-neck with ribbed knit collar for a modern, flattering neckline
- Side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape and structure over time
- Tear-away label and ethically produced (Fair Labor Association / WRAP certifications)
- Heather color blends include cotton/poly options; complies with flammability standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heatEU representative: Ever Boop, sheri@everboop.com, 146 Orchardview Ave, Central Point, OR, 97502, US
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3005, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 |
| Length, in | 27.72 | 28.74 | 29.72 | 30.75 | 31.73 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.17 | 9.45 | 9.72 | 10.00 |
Lightweight and wry, this V-neck tee speaks in a dry grin. The front reads “If only sarcasm burned calories” in a playful script-and-sans mix, so you can wear your humor on your sleeve — literally. The retail V-neck silhouette skims the collarbone for a modern look that layers easily or stands alone. Breathable 100% cotton (with heather blends where noted) and side seams keep the shape wash after wash. Ethically made and finished with a tear-away label, this shirt feels as considerate as your sarcasm is sharp.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz cotton for breathable, all-season wear
- Retail V-neck with ribbed knit collar for a modern, flattering neckline
- Side seams and shoulder tape maintain shape and structure over time
- Tear-away label and ethically produced (Fair Labor Association / WRAP certifications)
- Heather color blends include cotton/poly options; complies with flammability standards
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
EU representative: Ever Boop, sheri@everboop.com, 146 Orchardview Ave, Central Point, OR, 97502, US
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3005, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean