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It wears like a casual statement: breathable Airlume cotton that moves with you, a crisp crew neck that stays neat, and a clean retail fit that layers easily from backyard barbecues to backyard debates. The printed sleeves and label retain sharp detail, while durable side seams and shoulder taping keep the shirt looking sharp after many wears. 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