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The front reads “0 Days Without Sarcasm,” turning an everyday layer into a quiet warning—and an invitation for fellow deadpan enthusiasts to say hello. With its relaxed fit and clean white canvas, it slips easily into casual outfits, whether you’re heading to brunch, lounging at home, or showing up to a comedy night with your favorite people. 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