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Description
S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 A lighthearted sweatshirt for anyone whose dry humor arrives before their morning coffee. The front reads “0 Days Without Sarcasm,” turning an everyday layer into a quiet warning—and an invitation for fellow deadpan enthusiasts to say hello. With its relaxed fit and clean white canvas, it slips easily into casual outfits, whether you’re heading to brunch, lounging at home, or showing up to a comedy night with your favorite people. It brings a little workplace wit, sibling banter, and everyday sarcasm wherever you wear it.
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth surface suited for printed designs
- Lightweight 6.4 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit for easy everyday wear
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem provide stretch and a comfortable, secure fit
- Shoulder and neck twill tape helps stabilize seams and reduce stretching
- Tubular construction without side seams creates a clean look and reduces fabric waste
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
A lighthearted sweatshirt for anyone whose dry humor arrives before their morning coffee. The front reads “0 Days Without Sarcasm,” turning an everyday layer into a quiet warning—and an invitation for fellow deadpan enthusiasts to say hello. With its relaxed fit and clean white canvas, it slips easily into casual outfits, whether you’re heading to brunch, lounging at home, or showing up to a comedy night with your favorite people. It brings a little workplace wit, sibling banter, and everyday sarcasm wherever you wear it.
Product features
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton with a smooth surface suited for printed designs
- Lightweight 6.4 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit for easy everyday wear
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem provide stretch and a comfortable, secure fit
- Shoulder and neck twill tape helps stabilize seams and reduce stretching
- Tubular construction without side seams creates a clean look and reduces fabric waste
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
